Shardikprime

Thank you, I know now that I live rent free in your head and all but caring so much as to research me and make a nickname is another level of commitment

I didn't knew you felt that way but I wouldn't cyber with you, just being upfront

Damn, my blade was also made by autistic cows dude, what are the odds!

You could have written UDDER!

All cool but that's too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting

And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ

It cuts and toasts!

You never say no to bacta

Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong

I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

But I'd you read the studies:

45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

Source(s):

https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn't know what they never knew existed in the first place

Fortunately the wisher is indistinguishable from a behavioral perspective of a P-Zombie, so they can still make wishes

You see? Fully justified!

Don't you worry, it's gonna be great when they apply this framework to you!