ShaggySnacks

Is today, the day we nuke the whales?

There is only one supreme commander of the seas and that is Father Dagon; who has gifted us with the Deep Ones.

I would only care if everyone got the same amount because that would cause massive inflation and now my million dollars is worthless.

Everyone's money won't mean much. Welcome to being poor, billionaries.

I'm a Kennedy. I'm not accustomed to tragedy.

Elon "Oh Elon, everyone is going to think you are so cool using Grok to make art. Everyone is going to love you and think you are awesome."

Narrator "No one thought that."

Grok "Look Elon, this isn't working. We need to go our seperate ways."

The man has access to billions of dollars, chooses to use ai slop.

BAhahaha, nothing brings more preverse joy than watching the big babies cry. Especially, when it comes to the "sacred lore". Newsflash, the lore exists to help sell you items.

Yes, very much so.

“Times of crisis require people to go above and beyond. And that’s why I’m willing to work all night proof-reading statements to make sure they don’t include anything resembling a plan to actually get food to starving children,” said Minister of Foreign Affairs Anita Anand.

Israel has not responded to Canada’s latest statement yet, as they are too busy making plans for their next “accidental” bombing of a church, hospital or kindergarten.

Relevant xkcd.

Tech bro strat.