He purchased the hammer on Amazon, which is a magical dimension from which you merely have to imagine an object for it to come into existence and then click the Purchase button, and then a happy little elf will deliver it to your front door
satanically racist
I am genuinely confused as to what the fuck the US is doing. Have they internalized literally nothing from the past decade of war in Yemen? Do they think these people who they regard as the Arab untermensch are too stupid to have unlocked the "Move Missile Launcher" upgrade in the tech tree, especially when you bomb them hours after they hit your ships, rather than only minutes after?
What has the US and Saudi Arabia been doing all this time? Were they just hitting civilians and didn't particularly care about trying to destroy military targets? Is this what the Israelis looked at when they were training their military?
Step 1: Kill a bunch of civilians. Step 2: ...uhh... Step 3: Win the war, hopefully, eventually.
"Here's a veteran of [imperialist country] who fought for your freedom during [imperialist war]"
fuck off, boomer
"Here's an Islamic terrorist pirate who hates international law and the concept of freedom itself, and thinks that the democratic, shining state of Israel has no right to exist"
you have my utmost respect, sir. thank you for your sacrifices to protect the downtrodden
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Iran has lodged a formal complaint at various terrorist groups, and by "formal complaints" I mean "fired lots of missiles" and by "various terrorist groups" I mean "proxy Israeli/US organizations"
it's pretty funny the way Iran has been wording it, because either the US has to admit that ISIS is indeed on their leash and that they're nude and mad about them getting hit by Iran and degrading their capabilities in the Middle East, or the US has to pretend that this is all fine and cool actually and that this is no problemo, just terrorists getting thwacked, and so the US cannot respond with escalations and aggression because they aren't their guys, so Iran is safe
it appears that the US is going with the latter
Reality has a well-known pro-Hamas bias
Multimillionaire Kurdish businessman Peshraw Dizayee and several members of his family were among the dead, killed when at least one rocket crashed into their home, Iraqi security and medical sources said.
vaxxed?
This got lost because of all the things happening, but there was also a car ramming attack today in Ra'anana, a little north of Tel Aviv, in which 17 Israelis were wounded and one was killed. It's being called a terror attack in the Western media, obviously. With that, plus Yemen's attack, the withdrawal of a division from Gaza, and now Iran, it's not a great day for imperialists overall.
I am the very model of an Ansarallah general
We will prevent a genocide because it is untenable
And from Aden to Asmara I can assert a barricade
(Although many Western countries may denounce me as antitrade)
And at Israel's ships I launch missiles and perhaps a drone or nine
But if the US bombs me then, well, those drones may hit an oil pipeline
The war we fought has taught us all the values of large quantities
It's lucky that all our foes are imbued with such moronity
We'll never know why Israel is so focused on their genitals
But I'm the very model of an Ansarallah general
endlessly entertaining when a group of people who assume themselves to be the Bestest Most Intelligent Politics And Geopolitics Understanders And The Adults In The Room run headfirst into a brick wall (literally reading a single page of a book ever in their entire lives, including the books of the people who they claim to be their patron saints, like Adam Smith)
I cannot stress enough that the average redditor has literally no idea what they are talking about. Drill them about literally ANYTHING and within 30 seconds, they find themselves unable to describe or explain anything, because they don't know anything beyond the facts and ideas that they've been given by other commenters who are just as moronic. 100% vibes-based. They might as well be ants following pheromone trails, except the pheromone trails are US state propaganda. Their desire to learn and retain new information about the world at large was extinguished halfway through middle school when they saw their first "but what if the curtains are just blue??!?" meme.