SeductiveTortoise

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ICE is recruiting agents with incentives, massive ad campaigns. Sheriffs aren't happy. in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 15 hours ago

They hire... wait, I know this. Mexicans? Geez, this is hard.

disney star wars would never in c/sigh_fi@quokk.au

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 15 hours ago

You should! The end is even worse 😐

disney star wars would never in c/sigh_fi@quokk.au

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I wasn't really the biggest fan of Discovery, but those two guys weren't the reason for sure.

It's absolutely true. in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

I'm not the biggest fan of shitting in public, but I would encourage my dog to do so here, and I would for sure give him treats.

Jury orders Tesla to pay more than $200 million in Autopilot crash case in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemme try. Which one well be the base?

Pesticide manufacturer spent more than $200K lobbying in Iowa in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe politicians are just really cheap in Iowa?

Jury orders Tesla to pay more than $200 million in Autopilot crash case in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm sorry, I'm out of the colour shocked, but I would have disgusted and maybe annoyed? Should I color you with a stripe pattern of those two?

Everything We Know About The $200 Million White House Ballroom in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man, I sure hope his library is large enough to land a Boeing in it. Maybe he should get an airport for it for free as well.

Merge conflicts in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He can't help you. Y'all need Linus.

If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

south of what?

If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Might be a German thing, but race and racist don't have the same base for nothing. You don't talk like that here and I've only heard it in the us. Maybe Scots bite their tongue taking to a German about those things.

If everyone spontaneously became the same race the world would realize that the rich are the real problem in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world