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[–] SearsGoldCard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Right now, small children being held hostage in Gaza city are taking up a collection out of pity for Jets fans.

[–] SearsGoldCard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The 1980’s had AIDS. The 1990’s had Cancer. And the 2000’s have the Jets…

[–] SearsGoldCard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If Aaron Rodgers had lived long enough to see this game, he would have broken his other hip in disgust.

[–] SearsGoldCard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I use only a very obscure operating system on my smart phone. You have probably never heard of it.

It’s called Android.

[–] SearsGoldCard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

iPhone has done AI noise-removal for over two years now. But I am sure Android is doing the best it can.

[–] SearsGoldCard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People complain about Prescott, but Peyton Manning famously had a catch phrase before every snap. He would shout “Large three-topping hand-tossed for only $9.99 right now at Papa Johns!”

[–] SearsGoldCard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He started this game as a Cowboy. But he left the game as a CowMan.

[–] SearsGoldCard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Jesus literally disowned his own mother.

[–] SearsGoldCard@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

There they went.