Her Hungarian Rhapsody performance is my favorite!
Scrawny
joined 2 years ago
You never really know.
Yep. Short ton, long ton, and metric tonnes
Changing of water pressure won't do anything for most household toilets except fill the tank faster.
When they said they'd bring down the price of eggs they meant relative to the price of everything else.
The cock pecked them out.
I think you could say the same about Bill Burr. Not just making it comedy to make it easier to swallow, but because the only thing you can do is laugh at the irony and how hopelessly we are along for the ride.
This post makes me want to get sushi and not pay.
Every time I close my eyes I think of Mars and Venus. And anytime I start to dream I want to suck a -- hey! A Big Red apple!
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Ohhh, stuck as in stuck on the steps. I first read it like it was a "well this is my life now" headline.