SatanicNotMessianic

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[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I am old enough to get your joke, and it’s perfect.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

I have to think those would be a very bumpy 3 seconds, and that it would probably be cheaper and easier to just use artillery and/or bombs.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’re not evil. Your brain is miswired - broken, if you will. It’s not Hannibal Lecter style broken at this point, but that little surge of pleasure you get from inflicting pain means that your amygdala is feeding your reward system with the same pleasurable frisson most mentally normal people would get from giving a hungry person a sandwich. I’m not saying you necessarily need to consider medication or treatment, but it is characteristic of a disordered personality and very possibly reflective of a self-loathing that arises from you yourself having been abused. Abuse causes underdevelopment of the prefrontal cortex and overdevelopment of the amygdala such that the former can no longer efficiently govern the latter. This is fortunately treatable both medically and psychotherapeuticly.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Are you Chinese or Japanese?

I’m Laotian

The ocean?

I am going off of memory and hopefully not butchering it, but it’s one of my favorite exchanges in American comedy.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

Some people find period tracking apps very useful.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I’ll change my socks every day, and more if I’m swapping out workout clothes for fresh clothes.

Oddly, I really don’t experience foot odor. Other bits can get rather ripe, but whether I’m wearing boots or going barefoot, my feet just do t get funky. That said, I have had athlete’s foot and I’ve seen what happens when someone doesn’t change their socks after days of marching and working in the field. I know it’s not a major danger for me at this point, but I’ve got a whole drawer full of socks, and in any case I want them to match with my shoes and pants.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Cassius Clay was the GOAT and I’d love be to believe that we are all descended from him.

I punch like a soggy bit of pasta though, so I’m going to have to stick with modern evolutionary theory.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They also list their fax number, so you can additionally send a fax for confirmation that they received the email.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Print application form. Application must be made in writing.

Forms may be emailed.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I had one of these for that game where Gowron teaches you to speak Klingon. I think I could still do that opening song.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Okay, sure, but have you ever even considered uparmoring your car and mounting an automatic weapon to it? It’s like people never even played Car Wars. With some armor and a SAW they could have practiced their rights, and with a .50 they probably could have cut his house in half.

I mean, gas costs will go up with the additional weight and you need additional crew members to serve the weapons, but that’s the price of freedom.

Alternatively, you could try delivering the groceries by trebuchet from the back of a flatbed truck, but the automatic weapon thing is less likely to result in them cancelling the tip.

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