Sasuke

joined 4 years ago
[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

but my us-foreign-policy says it's terrorism

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

get in the bazinga rocket — we're solving climate change by fucking off to a planet we've never even set foot on!

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

it will be the most progressive border wall in american history

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

According to the 2019 CIA World Factbook, only 26% of North Korea’s population has access to electricity.

thanks wikipedia, very informative

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

doesn't a lot of their energy come from solar and hydropower?

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

the power of the the-doohickey

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

we could offer every new member a free pony and maybe a soft drink of their choice

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Getting mad you're allowed to go over 20mph?

sometimes, even on roads, you'll find these un-vehicled, squishy beings who are not protected by 4000 pounds of steel. and when these small beings are hit by a large motor vehicle, they can get very hurt. the faster the vehicle is going, the more hurt they get. speed = ouchie. when a car going 20mphs hits them, they can get hurt and scared, but usually, they'll be okay. but if the car is going very fast when it hits them, they can get a boo boo so bad that it can't be fixed even by a doctor :(

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 76 points 2 years ago (15 children)

"So what does it mean that a child doesn't get a hot meal in Austria? Do you know what the cheapest hot meal in Austria is? It's not healthy, but it's cheap: a hamburger at McDonald's — €1.40, if I buy fries with it, €3.50. Now someone is seriously claiming that we live in a country where parents can't afford this meal for their child," he said.

"If I have too little money, I go to work more," he added in the video, which was filmed during a wine-and-cheese event near Salzburg — with no burgers in sight — his conservative People's Party confirmed to Plus24.

i hope he chokes to death on a piece of rotten cheese in his wine cave

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

healing the divide <3

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

this sounds like the premise of a dystopian novel

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we're about to enter a new golden age for livestreamed mass shootings

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