okay yay ❤️ this is the most fun i've had with electoralism in years. i hope they drag it out at least until the convention
Sasuke
he should schedule the debate to be at midnight, but then make sure to equip himself with a beam proof helmet and an energy shield. when everyone sees how coherent he is—and he will be coherent, because the chinese-russian rays won't get to him—the electoral map will turn as blue as the fur on sonic's feet
White House denies report that Biden is weighing whether to stay in election race (Reuters, updated an hour ago)
Bidensona and Joetucky
sure, but he's gotten even worse since 2020. i think it's just at a stage now where it's undeniable even to the liberal media ghouls
and havana syndrome
reporting back in to the theory trenches. still a bit behind, but i'm catching up
the russians said they were taking biden to get iced cream and then they dropped him off at the beach that makes you old :(
they fed him the soup that makes you old and sleepy
wow, i love a president who practices self-care!