SarcasticMan

joined 1 year ago
[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

He must have gotten an alert telling him his kid was jacking it and had to rush home to watch...Sorry, I meant to say help...wait no, stop, that's it, stop him.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But I thought he and Mr. Japan worked it out!

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

This will be fun to watch over the next few years.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

We should buy Greenland incoming lol

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

The founding fathers would hate everything about our current government. They would hate everyone involved in this absolute shitshow from the far right all the way to the far left and back around again, not a single one of them is in this for you.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I call, I email, I send smoke signals and carrier pigeons but Raphael is a known coward and John is a big bag of dicks so off a cliff is my best bet lol.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hopefully, it pivots off a cliff.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Not surprising at all. I figured they would get him on the prostitution and maybe the trafficking, since he sent prostitutes to other locations, but the racketeering was a stretch.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"It's not me that's out of touch, no it is everyone else in Hollywood that's out of touch. Everyone everywhere outside of Hollywierd is a cock sucking cunt of a coward just like me but I'm the king of the cock sucking cunt cowards. King Ted Cruz the cock suckingest cunt of a caward that ever walked the earth. Hollywood is just out of touch." - Ted "I used my kids as an excuse for running away like a coward in 21" Cruz

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Russia, China, and all their friends will sink arms and money into Iran like the West has for Ukraine. Welcome to the Mirror Wars.

"It is so malapropos for the great dynasties to fight in the open. They must find a smaller country to invade so they may fight it out unabashed and with gusto while not irradiating their homeland." - The Fart of War by Tun Szu

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds like something one of Putin's puppets would say.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The coward with power never is.

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