SantasMagicalComfort

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The Cursed Ooze in c/cosmichorror@piefed.social
Writing the next hit romance novel in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

It’s a pale imitation.

That's not a bug, it's a feature! in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 5 points 3 hours ago

The caption completely ruins the joke.

Recently made cottage pie in my 12" Lodge in c/castiron@lemmy.world
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t see a single cottage in there.

Skydiver dangles at 15,000 feet after parachute catches on plane's tail in Australia in c/aviation@lemmy.zip
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Ferguson was leaving the plane when the ripcord of his reserve chute became snagged on a wing flap, the report said.

The chute released and immediately jerked Fergson backward. He knocked the camera operator clear from the plane and into a free fall. Ferguson’s legs then struck the trail’s horizontal stabilizer before the chute tangled around it and left him dangling.

Why guess when you could read the article?

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I drew Alice but Christmas-y (infosec.pub)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/40107925

Traffic jam, when you're already late. in c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 15 points 14 hours ago (22 children)

I want to see nude pictures of the man.

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Beastie Boys - Licensed to Ill (infosec.pub)
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ICE issues deportation order for Belarusian woman extradited by FBI (www.theguardian.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/51431192

An ongoing FBI investigation into a Belarusian woman accused of smuggling US aviation parts and electronics to Russia is teetering on the brink of collapse after being caught in what one judge called a “Kafkaesque” case brought on by the Trump administration’s attempts to deport her before she faces trial.

Federal prosecutors had worked for over a year to secure the extradition of Yana Leonova, who faces multiple charges including fraud, conspiracy, and money laundering. But their efforts unraveled when immigration officials abruptly issued an order to detain and deport her soon after she was flown into the US last month, a move that plunged the case into legal chaos.

“Indeed, it is both preposterous and offensive for the government to bring someone into the United States against their will and then turn around and seek ICE detention because that person is here ‘illegally,’” magistrate judge Zia M Faruqui said in a written order.

“The government needs to decide what its priorities are: ginning up deportation stats or prosecuting alleged criminals,” he added. He also described the situation “Kafkaesque” at a hearing in Washington DC on Monday according to the Washington Post, who first reported the case.

From a PC building guide. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boxer briefs are for pussies.

That's the Christmas spirit! in c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago

I thought they got sloppy seconds.

That's the Christmas spirit! in c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

People get paid for that?

From a PC building guide. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have dangly balls and every time I sit down I sit on one or both.

Is this an acceptable excuse?

One bottle please! in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?

*Permanently Deleted* in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

He loves his Sweet Baby Ray's.

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Epstein survivors and Senate Democrats ask for audit to determine if Epstein files have been "tampered with" (www.cbsnews.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://pawb.social/post/36256941

Survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's sex crimes and a group of Democratic members of Congress are asking for an independent review of the Epstein case files to determine whether any of the records have been "tampered" with or concealed, ahead of the release of those files by next week.

In a letter Thursday to the Justice Department's inspector general, Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee asked the internal watchdog to undertake a formal review to check for any "chain of custody" problems with the Epstein files.

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raile (infosec.pub)
 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/onehundredninetysix/p/454747/raile

https://fops.cloud/objects/658d798a-1bbd-4515-8496-32157e761a7a

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be ungoverulenable (infosec.pub)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/56674778

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Sabrina Carpenter’s Wild Year of ‘Man’s Best Friend,’ Taylor Swift and Growing Up: ‘It’s Not My Fault I Got a Job When I Was 12 and You Won’t Let Me Evolve’ (variety.com)
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At the first stop on his affordability tour, Trump mocks affordability (www.washingtonpost.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/40008493

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Comruledzoned (infosec.pub)
 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/onehundredninetysix/p/454177/comruledzoned

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Trump Grades Economy ‘A+++++’ as Americans Skip Medical Care and Struggle to Afford Essentials (www.commondreams.org)
 

President Donald Trump’s launch of a nationwide “affordability tour” this week may look to some like an admission that Americans are struggling under the weight of the administration’s tariffs and rising utility and grocery costs—but Trump assured one reporter on Tuesday that he would acknowledge no such thing.

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How to spot a serious candidate (infosec.pub)
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Meow :3 Rule (infosec.pub)
 

cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/onehundredninetysix/p/453690/meow-3-rule

Cat girl with a bdsm kink. Call that animal abuse.

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