I can think of so many uses for a what-if machine. And for a finglonger, for that matter.
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I'd be worried that the Tory party would panic and do whatever it takes to bring them back into the fold, giving us an even more right leaning Tory party.
I think it has been well established that he lacks any capacity to feel ashamed of himself.
Seasons 1 and 2. I love how the world/universe was gradually revealed, where a character, alien species or technology could be invented to serve a joke. I love the others too, but it got to a point where the universe was established, and it became more about exploring stories within this setting rather than world building.
If only there were some way that he could have avoided this scenario.
Double jumping. Something about double jumping just always feels really liberating. It's such a strange concept as well, with no analogue in the real world.
About average for a Zappa track, I think
It's good. Except for the confusion about linking to communities on different servers. That's a real show stopper, if you ask me. Which you did, technically.
I like science fiction too! What's your favourite at the moment?
This comment is far more amusing for its lack of commas. But also, you sound like an interesting person.
A genuine masterpiece.