SaniFlush

Homemade soda pop maker. Instead just use yeast to carbonate your water like a chad.

and if you don't like it, try not being American.

because they are in fact mormons

Don’t tell the landlord

East P- oh right Ohio. If this was fiction the editor would say it was too hackneyed.

The near constant bombing and shelling didn’t count as a Front?

Mainstream media is not reality, it’s only a warped mirror.

And then they try convincing the people in the south that the people in the north are their enemy, right? I’ve read this playbook before.

Why would they ever fight anyone who could potentially shoot back at them?

...mushroom cloud?!?

Is it known, the best way to make teenagers stop doing something is to make it illegal. Teenagers never break the rules after all.

Yeah it sucks.