SaniFlush

Bye, Puppet Pal Mitch

this pleases the nut.

never order the pizza at a Subway. It's an option, but it's a bad option.

I don't think we do any rooting, I've never heard "root" used as a positive word in my lifetime. It's only ever used as meaning "blindly cheering for someone you shouldn't be".

America can't release the droids because NK already released the droids first

After I realized the leaderboards and achievements don’t matter my progress plummeted.

The Snowpiercer sequel we all need

Couldn't even make it one day into a ceasefire.

"I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further."

"Uh... Neon Noodle?"

"We're children, we're children!"

I'm guessing they're going to "deal with Yemen" via "beg the USA to destroy Yemen"