SaniFlush

I like how America's attempt do wreck Russia's economy has made their economy less corrupt.

You're thinking of Starbound

What's the odds of any African country managing to stop a cargo ship without immediately getting erased by hundreds of airstrikes?

Oh yeah, open a second front, nothing wrong with that plan

and it's not happening in America, so some of the people might be able to organize without immediately being co-opted by a stranger with a buzzcut and black leather dress shoes.

Someone please tell the IDF "Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven" wasn't supposed to be an inspirational quote

Vietnam "mistrusts" China because of the war back in the 90's, and also the hydroelectric dam blocking their river. I wonder how China is going to make up for that.

It's the Starship Troopers running gag where the main character keeps getting promoted because he's the only guy who hasn't died yet.

Exactly how much of a fight can they weather? I wouldn't ask them to fight all of 🌎 at once... though they might have to.

Millions of taxpayer dollars gone in one oopsie

105 is just the ones who were on video when they died