Sanguine

I mean, you could.

Just installed cachy on my partners PC. They just play games, I handle the maintenance.

So far they are impressed at how quick it feels and how fast and unintrusive the system updates are.

Perfectly on brand. No notes

Any rolling release will do, doesnt actually matter the flavor.

Steam has been investing into Arch (btw) which is nice but really all you want is quick updates. Graphics drivers on other distros may not be updated quickly enough for you to enjoy the newest releases.

Lean Beef Patty 💪

Fucking strawman. No one is talking about elective cosmetic surgery and you knew that.

I'm not subjecting anyone to anything. I acknowledged that this practice is risky, however these scripts are maintained by a community of other nerds just like every other open source project you enjoy. If you're going to use these proceed with the same caution you would anything else on the internet, but in my experience they are safe.

Good advice but ime these helper scripts are legit.

I wouldn't call it hoop jumping. It's a great OS not sure what to tell you, sounds like you're resistent to adopting a different view point.

99% of the time you don't notice. Some banking apps don't work (most do) and gpay doesn't work (doesn't matter to me I carry a wallet)

In my experience yes they do.

They might exist somewhere lol space is vast