SandraBollocks

joined 6 months ago
[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

1 nano-second in... fucking trash

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Anne Landers is a boring ol biddy. The one where Homer and Flanders become friends

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

poor baby. who grills out on thanksgiving? also my charcoal grill never does this

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

smithers does deepthroat because he's... yknow... and sideshow bob runs for mayor

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

three eyes on every fish and two cars in every garage

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

analogous to saying "i'm a pro wrestler. i beat my wife and kids. to shield them from senseless violence would be a mistake" or "i work at wendys."

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

jesus did i go back in time???

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

bart makes edna and seymour fight and flanders becomes principal. scene is the pta meeting

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

A game where guys aim guns at other guys hold the phone

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

What, no more FTTAWSBSFTMA?

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aurora Borealis! At this time of year. In this part of the country. Localized entirely within your kitchen.

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