SanctimoniousApe

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls For United States to Be Split Up, Declares Country ‘No Longer Safe’ For Anyone in c/news@lemmings.world
[–] SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

What? No respect for the Social Security Administration?

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls For United States to Be Split Up, Declares Country ‘No Longer Safe’ For Anyone in c/news@lemmings.world
[–] SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'll need a new family, then. sigh

EDIT: Okay, I need one now, but it'll be official post-split.

The Supreme Court just confirmed that this is an accurate legal statement in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't be hard - just charge the vast majority of residents in "affluent" neighborhoods.

The Supreme Court just confirmed that this is an accurate legal statement in c/southpark@adultswim.fan
[–] SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

What? You didn't know "justice" was a team sport?

The Supreme Court just confirmed that this is an accurate legal statement in c/southparkmemes@lemmy.world
[–] SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unfortunately, that would likely now also ensnare Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson, and probably Sotomayor.

Pokémon Browser Games as of September 5, 2025 in c/pokemon@sopuli.xyz
[–] SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Any of these beginner-friendly for someone who knows very little about Pokemon?

Found on the benches outside the White House, ca. Aug 2019 in c/pics@lemmy.world
[–] SanctimoniousApe@piefed.social -4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I want someone who has... ... been sexually harassed...

DAMN! I just barely missed being a qualified candidate! And they told me I didn't have to be attractive to get anywhere in life...