SaltSong

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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 45 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Wait, how many of those do we have? I'd expect us to have at least 10,000 given how we are supposed to be the bastion of goddamn freedom. Can hardly claim to be the stalwart defender of democracy if we don't have enough ammo for at least a month.

And if we don't have ammo, maybe we shouldn't be starting wars with nations that have a military.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago

This is your doing, buddy boy.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

I love it.

I doubt this is actually in the script, though.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If I could get a slide-out keyboard, like I had on my sidekick, or even a T9, I'd ditch autocorrect in a heartbeat.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, just autocorrect deciding it knows better than me.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm a huge fan of her work. The world needs more hot athletic women with swords.

If necessary, "hot" can be dispensed with. "Athletic" too, as required.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the worst is these: Vader was right again.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Chief O'Brien: Introduction to personal resiliency.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 46 points 1 week ago

What part of "fully functional" are you not understanding?

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that's the 35th rule.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Rule 34 applies.

No, not that one. Rule of acquisition #34.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 10 points 2 weeks ago

Distilling is dangerous is it goes wrong.

Making meth is dangerous even if everything goes right.

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