Salamanderwizard92

joined 4 months ago
[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We're gonna get flooded with UAE princes or whatever. We'll be having those poop parties that the streamers who go over there get caught up in.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

I can say I have been with girls whose friends were guys all wanted to fuck em. I never held against em. Was honest about it with em, but I always put the trust in them to do the right thing.

I've learned in life there's a little truth to everything, and a lot of bullshit with a lot of things. You'll have horrible women, and horrible men. You'll have folks so obviously blind to what's in front of em, they won't know until their bumping uglies with eachother. You just gotta roll with it.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I wish I was a rich man so I could send millions to Ukraine. It seems like they're the only decent country in this world. Glad to see them hitting back at the orcs.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If there's any animal that deserves our respect and our care, it's horses.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good for her bf. I would've been like "she said she was 24 weeks not 28, she doesn't need a note."

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Loss will be around long after humanity has turned to dust. Alien civilizations will have their own versions of it after they've discovered it in the ruins of society.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

I have never met a Denali driver that isn't an outright cunt.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Just like he bleeds brain function.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (12 children)

Trump the traitor.

[–] Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee 45 points 3 months ago

I don't think Satan ever donated to organizations that support anti-lgbt groups.

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