SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Infinite realities means infinite possibilities, so somewhere in the multiverse there's a starfleet absolutely filled with cock monsters.

The question is, do they seek out new life for exploration?

Or is it for cocks...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I guess Google just says “fuck 'em”?

Yes, 100%, absokutely correct.

Google is a company.

Companies do not care about you. You are not a person, you are a number.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favorite experience with this was when I worked at a sporting goods store, we had a district wide meeting an hour away at 7am, planned in under 24 hours which changed everyone's weekend plans, and it was mandatory.

The district manager comes out and does this, but to only a handful of good mornings, and the second time was met with dead silence.

He awkwardly tried to use our lack of enthusiasm as an example of "employee bases theft from the company" because if we aren't faking being super happy and perky the second we're at work, the company loses sales.

They handed out some shopping bags with some kind of peach smelling candy and some hand sanitizer. When the meeting was over, I didn't see a single person take the bag with them, and everyone basically sprinted to their cars in under a minute.

Productivity was just a word the next morning. It took two days to unload a truck that normally gets done in 6-8 hours.

I don't think anyone organized some kind of slow down and forgot to tell me, I think we just all felt the same way "fuck this place, I work hard and they call it lazy so let's see how they like it when I AM lazy"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There absolutely are movies I would go to see in theaters again.

Wedding crashers isn't even on the list.

Wedding crashers isn't even on the list of movies I would watch this month if I had no internet access and only 3 other dvds.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Captain Picard always had a way with words.

Tries to find a peaceful solution, but doesn't hesitate to throw hands when it's necessary.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago

Bombs aren't lethal.

Out of most bombs that have been dropped in history, how many have directly hit a person?

Good thing both cannons and bombs are famous for only being effective if they directly hit a person.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 1 week ago

10 white guys

NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 1 week ago

Diogenes bursts into Plato's military lecture: BEHOLD! An unstoppable armored column!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

Take the language, take the land, erase the culture, erase the people.

Colonialism turns all things to dust, and those who oppose it are called terrorists.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I used to think my own sight was bad enough. I get little tiny Starbursts around lights. And I mean tiny. This dot - • - would look like the same dot with a / plastered on top.

Finding out the OP picture is how my wife sees the world at night was a little mind blowing. I knew it could get bad, but damn.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"930"

We have differing opinions on "reasonable"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well you're definitely not going to get there if you spend all day explaining infinity to people.

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