SARGE

ahem that's "NoJay Consortium", if you please.

I love games that allow me to have a "decoration set" of armor that doesn't change stats.

Then I get my maxed out magic regen AND look like a badass.

"UNITED STATES PLANS TO START BOMBING MEXICO"

Fixed the headline.

Well yeah, we kind of already knew that...

gestures vaguely to surroundings

Fuck yeah.

Still cis tho

I'm sure federal republicans are preparing to make state-led programs like this illegal.

I propose taking that 1k, measuring against the average income of anyone who makes under 1M, and use that percentage of cost of living to fine the company appropriately.

Example: 1k fine for someone who makes 10k/yr, that 1k is 10% of their yearly income, whereas a company that makes 10,000,000,000/yr, that's only 0.0001%

When it's time for money: COMPANIES ARE PEOPLE TOO!

When it's time for punishment: but you can't hold a company responsible, it's not just one person.

"the mods who freely give their time to a bootlicking, greedy shithole of a company are also bootlickers! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" -u/Mboomo

Turns out "market forces" was just the heavy metal poisoning talking, they were just hallucinating magical economics.

Lead in gasoline and household products really fucked with some generations, hard.

I threw this together in 2 minutes: