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Osama with a twirly hipster mustache beard: “My technical was shot at while updating its firmware and now it’s bricked.”
I saw John Fetterman at a grocery store in Philadelphia today
My theory is that Biden needs to stay president because he’s broke and this is the only way he can afford to have housing and benefits
He almost sold his house because he couldn’t afford Beau’s medical bills which prompted Obama to give him a loan lol
They’re in my pocket
They should stick to hotels and combat sports
Jill took him to waffle house to celebrate after thr debate
If I met someone with Kirby’s demeanor in real life, I would assume he has luggage made of human skin
Someone didn’t get the memo about Joe’s 8 am start requirement.
If they made a movie where a non-deaged Biden goes on a rampage killing media pundits and democrats who don’t vote for him, I might change my mind about him
I only watched Tim and Eric as a kid because there was some bikini model and I thought I stumbled onto something forbidden
I mean… can you blame him?