Rusty

"Hey, how do you think we should name our new town?"

"I like Italy."

"Me too. So what are you thinking? Rome? Milan?"

"Italy, Texas"

Or use the strainer like a normal person.

If you are old like me, you might have heard his name as Puff Daddy

They gave us Biryani!

I think concert tickets are expensive only if you listen to pop music. I recently went to a concert with line up of Cannibal Corpse, Mayhem and two more bands and the tickets were just $50.

Uncontrollable urge to tell people to install Linux.

I recently learned that "Sex and drugs and rock and roll" is a modern variation of the phrase https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine,_women_and_song

Aye, lad.

I'm glad that your dog has a separate blanket.

Ant Man 4: What is this? A movie for ants?

Holy hell, new state just dropped.

But it says 2hours ago on the screenshot.