RoyaltyInTraining

Credit card companies should be nonprofits under democratic control.

So when do I get the dress?

If only psychiatrists didn't do literally everything in their power to make getting an appointment as hard as possible for people who have ADHD. Same goes for social anxiety.

My ideal microwave has zero smart electronics. Just a physical timer along with a switch to disable the bell.

More like 10 minutes in my case. I am not joking. Android is a terrible operating system and the entire smartphone industry should be ashamed of itself for letting it get this bad.

First command I run on any new Windows install

Took me a while before I realized this isn't Star Wars cosplay

I feel like there might be a ton of weird edge cases where people still need 32 bit libraries. Steam is just scratching the surface here. The first steps should always be a series of public announcements and discussions followed by a testing period where the packages get moved to a repo which is disabled by default.

Every game should have a secret mega-boss that either takes a fuckton of items or an ungodly amount of skill to defeat

Same thing applies to coffee maker / espresso machine tanks. I found a nasty surprise in mine recently...

I once discovered that my moka pot had an industrial grease stuck to it in an area that is almost impossible to clean. I used it so many times before finding that out...

SpaceX has loads of capable engineers. If NASA gets a massive budget increase, they need to draw from that pool of talent.