Roundeyegweilo

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Caught by wife in c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world
[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you trying to tell me I can't come over and piss all over your floor?

Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI | The Verge in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My son is going to be sad that we don't use duo anymore

Attention USA: “When Are More Americans Going to Speak Up?” - Mocking MAGA all day every day is not "Speaking Up" about the mockery, it is being a part of the total mockery. People anti-serious in c/AttentionUSA@lemm.ee
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[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Nope. It's simply because I don't want to.

Are you so afraid of what people will think of you, that you won't eat dog food?

Attention USA: “When Are More Americans Going to Speak Up?” - Mocking MAGA all day every day is not "Speaking Up" about the mockery, it is being a part of the total mockery. People anti-serious in c/AttentionUSA@lemm.ee
[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

100% this

The writer of this article can fucking blow me. Let's stop pretending Booker, Jeffries, Schumer, or any of the dem leadership has any semblance of sense. I'll give a shit what they have to say when they stop being idiots waving their hands. It'd be nice to see them actually do something.

Trump golf club to host speaker who claims bleach can cure cancer and Covid in c/health@lemmy.world
[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

I mean, let's be real. Bleach DOES kill covid and cancer.....

So let them ingest, inject, inhale whatever dumb shit they wanna do. See ya never fuckin dumb dumbs.

Caught by wife in c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world
Caught by wife in c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world
[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee -2 points 3 months ago (5 children)

No, I don't think I will.

Choose a number, 1-5! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yea the other guys hate sparring with me because my hands are huge. It's my cross to bare.

But uh.... 1's tines are too tiny and squared off, so no. That ain't gonna work on huge chunks of meat.

Son of CIA deputy director was killed while fighting for Russia, report says in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Ya love to see it

Caught by wife in c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world
[–] Roundeyegweilo@lemm.ee -3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You'd shoot me in the ass without my consent?

Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don't swing that way, but I'm flattered), but it's also rape. So just don't do that.

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