Rom

joined 2 years ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There were presidents who were literal slaveowners but okay

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (11 children)

Jokes on you I don't have any money berdly-smug

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Your volcel pledge doesn't end upon death, citizen volcel-judge

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

The modern version of the death of Marcus Licinius Crassus where they poured molten gold down his throat.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

Death, and I cannot stress this enough, to America.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Don't forget the biggest bonus: it makes you more intimidating so employees will work harder, for longer hours, and lower pay.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right, why wouldn't he do this. Plenty of MAGA suckers who will shell out for this, it's easy money.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"Providing jobs" as if jobs creating bombs to blow people to bits overseas is a good use of someone's labor.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

How long would it take for the Hexbear AI to make the Reddit AI cry?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Followed by an incoherent hate-filled rant about homeless people.

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