Rippin_Farts_And_Or_Breaking_Hearts

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[–] Rippin_Farts_And_Or_Breaking_Hearts@lemmy.org 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Hoping that phones running e/OS wouldn't count as certified android devices anymore. Especially if they don't have Google Play Services on them.

"Starting in September 2026, Android will require all apps to be registered by verified developers in order to be installed on certified Android devices"

EDIT: Found this from last August:

https://www.theregister.com/2025/08/26/android_developer_verification_sideloading/

The restrictions will apply to certified Android devices, meaning Google-approved and including the core Google apps and services. Most Android devices fall into this category, though niche options exist, such as mobiles running /e/OS, a de-Googled version of Android, or the open source LineageOS. The downside of using non-Google Android from a consumer perspective is that some apps might not install, such as those that use the Play Integrity API to verify that the app is "installed by Google Play, running on a genuine Android device."

[–] Rippin_Farts_And_Or_Breaking_Hearts@lemmy.org 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

He is actually. When he washes himself he's blinding white. And when he dances he gets a little feather pompadour on the top of his head.

I came so close... Didn't know about flash paper. Thought magicians used tissues. Dropped a burning tissue into a pile of stuffed animals. Smothered the flames with the stuffies. And was then amazed that my parents never smelled the smoke, or noticed me popping windows to desperately air out my bedroom.

This only happens to me during severe headaches. But it's like a pain amplifier when it's occurring. Something about the repetitive nature of looping thoughts heightens the anguish.

Get your green card within a year, but we'll force it to be delayed if you try. Present yourself and be caged.

The circumstances that just happened to that Ukrainian guy who was trying to avoid the war.

[–] Rippin_Farts_And_Or_Breaking_Hearts@lemmy.org 7 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I've got a duck that prefers to dance in front of a chrome bumper or glass door where he can see his reflection than to go after any potential mates. Possibly he's worshipping the mirror. Possibly he's just really vain.

[–] Rippin_Farts_And_Or_Breaking_Hearts@lemmy.org 19 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I love this for the Andrew formerly known as Prince.

Happened on his birthday.

[–] Rippin_Farts_And_Or_Breaking_Hearts@lemmy.org 43 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

I don't have the link right now, but I saw yesterday (with picture confirmation) that an adult had finally groomed and hugged this little guy.

Edit: Here's some video of him getting groomed. https://www.newsflare.com/video/839672/baby-monkey-punch-being-groomed-by-elder-monkeys