RiceMunk

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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor’s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day’s ending, woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed failethBe he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor’s kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day’s ending, woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda! On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 18 points 8 months ago

And if not that, the RIAA missiles will intercept them mid-flight and then send a cease-and-desist missile back to the source.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Needs a photo where the satellite is tilted a bit towards the west, and you see Valinor just chilling in space out of reach for normal transport.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Snake ~~rock~~mineral oil.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 9 points 8 months ago

Oh come on that's just nonsense. Let's stick to real science here please.

All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 months ago

Holy shit. I just realised that the reason they're building the ELT is so they can mount it on a missile and shoot down an F-35 at some point.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

The best part about this is that it implies pooping makes a "pmooht" sound.

...which sounds pretty accurate tbh

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look at all the stuff in your house. That's not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

For bonus points shoot it into deep space. Maybe some alien civilization will run into it trillions of years from now.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I, too, am addicted to hemoglobin.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 74 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hate to be a spoilsport, but that specific article does seem to be available from Nature without a paywall: https://www.nature.com/articles/356739a0.pdf

Still funny/sad, though.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why do the tops of those trees look like people?

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