RiceMunk

joined 2 years ago
[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear, now the universe consists of nothing but an oven preheated to 375F

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

True; some mold is actually medicine. Therefore you only have 1/4 chance of dying.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 48 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My feelings on this:

You wish now that our places had been exchanged, that I had died and Skype had lived~~___~~

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure "blue", "red", "green", or "white" are strictly speaking stances.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

To avoid this, you need to succeed in the roll of evasion against the toll roads notification of toll evasion

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I'd be pretty embarassed too if I offered my shed skin to some complete stranger.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 124 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately Earth is mostly below the horizon for this one. :(

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I want to see a video of this one's magazine blowing up.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And if you ask a cosmologist what the universe is made of, they go "Well, there's a lot of dark matter, and even more dark energy. And then there's a tiny bit of some matter or something idk lol."

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 72 points 5 months ago (10 children)

Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 months ago

They still seem to be used a lot in countries like the UK where I guess they want to feel like steampunk engineers every time they want to get the correct temperature of water come out of their taps.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

Hey, this is a repost. I swear I saw this yesterday somewhere.

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