ReplicantBatty

I speak to my dog in complete sentences which was a mistake because now she knows every synonym for park, walk, treats, and any time we're referring to her even if we just say 'her,' 'it,' or 'the hound.' She even learned that any time we spell a word it's related to something she likes and she goes bonkers.

You know I hate to say I told you so

Obliviously they meant obvious

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Far out, man

Thank you, that would have been bugging me all day

I know who Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter are but I'm not familiar with the original photo. I feel like I should be, though

Sleep is awesome. Getting shit done, now that's the thing that's overrated

Fs in the chat, bois

Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me

'Hey kids, your mom won't give daddy the nookie so I'ma head out now'

You just described precisely the reason this needs to happen