RealPropRandy

I find Sam Howell impressive akin to the way I find the man in this old-timey clips who takes a cannonball directly to the gut impressive.

Nephew shouldn’t be sipping gravy like that but it’s fine nobody likes him anyway.

I was told there would be more bacon than this.

Is this game gonna start or is the food coma gonna get me before kickoff?

I see that car carpet lint in the mashed potato.

Imma just brush that away and deal with it.

I don’t know what that shit with the SPAM is called but it smells good from here.

Sleep Number Bedrest really do be like that.

Dude stopped aging.

Can that helmet scout facemask determine power levels of opposing players? Because that would be an unfair advantage.

Was J-ROC not available? He woulda done that halftime for a couple G’s namsayin?

Jack Harlow? I hardly know’er!

Oh good, family is here.

Can’t wait to hear more about how the country’s going to hell in a hand basket and the libruls.

Is Peloton actually a thing people use?