RealPropRandy

Hey siri how many TUMS is too many TUMS?

CBS and commercial breaks. Name a more iconic duo.

Hey siri: what is my risk of botulism with potato salad?

PS: I’ve been using speech to text because my thumbs atopped working sometime between my 3rd helping of pie and my 7th bowl of mashed potatoes. Could be blood sugar-related.

Have the Commanders tried blocking?

Tryptophan is undefeated. Neva lawst.

Fade me.

Main character officials

False start?

Phillip Rivers scoffing in the nursery rn.

Sam Howell is like if you scientifically fused Baker Mayfield and a crash-test dummy.

This chair I’ve been sitting at is the real MVP.

Classy 🎺 🇺🇸