Dude...
Just realize if you see a professional lady she's going to know her business and will be more comfortable and experienced than non-pro girl you might date or hook up with. I agree, there's nothing wrong with seeing a pro! But each partner has a different sexual experience level, etc.
Luckily, I was pretty cautious the first times trying them as I'm pretty new to all this, and I just sat on them for for a few hours. After the first hour or so I was indeed saying "these ain't shit!". Later I was indeed rewarded for the wait. lol
He could pump her stomach with it.
No... I don't understand why they would be banned.
I think perma-grin is the medical term for a shit-eating one.