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Have no fear, my parents are dead!

Wait a minute, are you that zombie that keeps hanging out in my driveway

I have had a few head hunters chat with me, first question I ask is “will you put 100% WFH in writing?”

Check out our compensation package! Nah.

Just load 16 tons

Eaten by a Subnautica Reaper?

Joke is on them, we don’t have any money to spend.

Nope. And his degree was awarded after he stopped attending after a large donation by daddy. No one in the physics programs remembers Elon in class. Only official statement they will give since transcripts are not public.

Quitting Facebook, Twitter, and Reddit (really all social media) really helped. Lemmy is nice because there are not nearly the amount of comments.

Honestly social media does nothing for us anymore. It’s no longer serving its original purpose and is now a derivative version if MK Ultra level shit to feed us rage and sell us crap.

Some even let you play in your browser now…

Makes me sad thinking about all the fun Flash based games we had access to maybe a decade ago.

Audiobooks are not a replacement for actual reading. It’s still nice to have, but your brain fires off different synapses. They are nice to have in the car.

I can see draft dodger Don just saying “I have two VP picks now. How it is!” The RNC would roll with it because they are cowards, and somehow SCOTUS would also be cool with it.

“Doesn’t say he can’t pick two people.” - Uncle Thomas, if he actually knew how to talk.

This almost happened with Andrew Jackson. He is quoted as saying “now let’s see them enforce it” (or something like that, I don’t feel like looking it up) and he pretty much told the SCOTUS at the time they have no power. Congress has the purse, President has the sword, judiciary has nothing.

His cabinet ended up convincing him that the establishment of the USA depends on him following the orders of the court, and he ended up backing down.

Yes, I bitched on the internet. It was something that happened almost ten years ago, but it’s not like the school would have ever done anything. Let’s be honest about how this stuff plays out.