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Intelligently scans the floor for food particles to know which foods to advertise to you

Europe has two choices - fight or die

When that site has 20+ felonies including pedophilia, yes

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Hey what the fuck man?

Sir, we're talking about masturbation

How big was Ghislaine Maxwell's dick?

Which one?

You can't even post on many main subs like /r/videos. I mean, it will appear that you're posting, but no posts are visible. I'm not sure what's up with those subs, they're very popular so should be getting a new post every minute, but there's new one every 20 minutes or so, so it's safe to assume nearly all are getting removed

I'd enjoy that job

I use my weed grinder to get kief pasta

What do you mean by "can't access the evidence"? Can someone send this MF a Lemmy link with the video?

Whenever I want to get entertained, I tend to read religion Lore. Islam tends to trump it all.

Coincidentally today read this; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aja%27ib_al-Makhluqat

Read the part under Celestial Cosmography.

I feel like this is one of those things governments might get paranoid about because their treasuries are based on a high (constantly increasing increasing due to limited amount) value of gold. Imagine one country figuring out how to produce gold and then every other treasury starts losing it's value.