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Nope. Swedes who worked for Hudson's Bay in the early 1800's.

Alltrails is a great worldwide app.

Ratchet belt. What a great invention.

You were perhaps expecting high quality humour under Dad Jokes?

English - paraprosdokian - it means a sentence that has a surprise twist. eg. Some people are like slinkies: not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when you see one tumble down a set of stairs. From the Greek, basically meaning beyond expectations.

Ya gotta cozy your finger right up against the disc. That's the secret.

Yeah, kind of the same mind control.

Write an encyclopedia of useless knowledge?

I can place my hands in front of my chest and make circles, hands going in opposite directions.

My father used to wax our crokinole board to keep the players sliding evenly.

The government put the fridge there to attract tourists.

It's all in the name. Which would you rather buy: dry, stale bread or croutons?