Pumafred9

I think it was in a Jimmy Carr special?

I saw the joke on Sickipedia.net circa 2010, maybe it should have stayed there.

https://youtu.be/r340C_6UtKo

Suntan Smithers

You can go from a 40mph zone to a 30mph on the same stretch of road. But there are signs well in advance to indicate the speed change. It's quite common for the rozzers to be 'sat' waiting in these spots to catch those that don't slow down in time.

Teletubbie Ignis

Similar to another English idiom: You don't have a dog in this fight.

Yes! I read them in school and used to look for the hidden pair of glasses in each book.

That's called 'The Shocker'

Dealing with their consequences!

In England, before 'woke' and 'snowflake' was a saying, people used to say 'it's PC gone mad'.

Sincerely, someone whose PC went mad.