PugJesus
... I picked a bad presidential term to stop smoking
Depending on what time of Hannibal's campaign he went through, you might see Hannibal as a one-eyed man on a one-tusked elephant.
Lovely little graph
I miss the days when the world only fell apart with soul-crushing disasters like, once every two months.
That's 8x better, or something, idk, I'm not good with math.
Explanation: The Roman Emperor Carus died after prosecuting a promising campaign against Sassanid Persia. Depending on what story you want to believe, he was either assassinated by Diocletian, who would take power after him, or struck by lightning.
I prefer the struck by lightning explanation. Statistically speaking it had to happen to at least ONE major world leader in history, right?
Explanation: The Roman Emperor Carus died after prosecuting a promising campaign against Sassanid Persia. Depending on what story you want to believe, he was either assassinated by Diocletian, who would take power after him, or struck by lightning.
I prefer the struck by lightning explanation. Statistically speaking it had to happen to at least ONE major world leader in history, right?
Explanation: Many early aviators died in crashes. However, many early aviators also survived numerous crashes and just went on to keep on flying.
Pass the tersorium (and don't forget to rinse it!)