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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Pass the tersorium (and don't forget to rinse it!)

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

... I picked a bad presidential term to stop smoking

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

Depending on what time of Hannibal's campaign he went through, you might see Hannibal as a one-eyed man on a one-tusked elephant.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Lovely little graph

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I miss the days when the world only fell apart with soul-crushing disasters like, once every two months.

That's 8x better, or something, idk, I'm not good with math.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Explanation: The Roman Emperor Carus died after prosecuting a promising campaign against Sassanid Persia. Depending on what story you want to believe, he was either assassinated by Diocletian, who would take power after him, or struck by lightning.

I prefer the struck by lightning explanation. Statistically speaking it had to happen to at least ONE major world leader in history, right?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Explanation: The Roman Emperor Carus died after prosecuting a promising campaign against Sassanid Persia. Depending on what story you want to believe, he was either assassinated by Diocletian, who would take power after him, or struck by lightning.

I prefer the struck by lightning explanation. Statistically speaking it had to happen to at least ONE major world leader in history, right?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Explanation: Many early aviators died in crashes. However, many early aviators also survived numerous crashes and just went on to keep on flying.

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