PugJesus

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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Explanation: Late Medieval "blackened" armor was armor given a protective, darker finish; while "white" plate armor was largely undecorated, and given a polished finish.

If you don't recognize the meme template, you're too young, come back when you're older.

 
[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Not sure! I just found it on Pinterest

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Oh, thanks! Not sure how that got there

 
 
 
[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Explanation: Gallienus was an Emperor during the tumultuous Crisis of the Third Century. Other than struggling with the series of uncontrollable disasters rolling over the Empire at that time (not his fault - poor sod just came to power at the wrong time), he's noted as having a sharp and engaged wit.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Explanation: During the Siege of Syracuse during the Second Punic War, the Syracusans, utilizing the genius of the great philosopher and engineer Archimedes, created several ingenious devices to keep the Romans at bay, including ARCHIMEDES' CLAW and (supposedly) a GODDAMN HEAT RAY

It was not enough, however, to overcome the stubbornness of the Romans, who eventually took the city. Archimedes was killed in the process, despite the Roman commander giving orders for him to be taken alive because of his unparalleled genius. STTL!

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