- Wait until you have to fart while coworker is away from desk.
- Position sphincter directly above the tube in the office chair.
- Lower chair as far as it will go.
- Fart as you raise the chair as high as it will go, sucking the gassy shit particles into the tube.
- Walk away.
- Watch the carnage when coworker sits and lowers the chair.
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Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.
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I build satellites and actually enjoy my job. Sometimes I am disappointed when my 8 hours is up and I have to go home. What about those people?
Joining the military. It was not for me, but it gave me a career path and got me out of the house at 18.
Quitting drinking.
Not having kids.
Don't turn the iron up too hot.
Tin the wires first.
Flux everything. If you need to rework, add more flux. Flux boils/burns off fairly quickly, and the residue left behind is not flux.
Clean your work so you can inspect it.
If your wire insulation has a low melting temperature, 1: be quick about it, and 2: strip the wire shorter than you need, because It will creep back as you're tinning it.
Google for "NASA Soldering Spec" for instructions and pictures of what "perfect" looks like. All of the NASA specs are free public info.
I've not had any problems with that. It's pretty flat. I've only had problems with pockets shredding with my old thick wallet. It's definitely the most comfortable wallet I've ever owned.
I have had a 3 day weekend of the same clothes with no shower. I stink. Tomorrow I fly home. I have a middle seat in a very packed airplane. I just ate a lot of refried beans. This is going to be a fun flight.
I had problems with this, and I just stopped getting attached. It took 2-3 dates for me to get actually attached to my partner, even though all of our dates and conversations were super fun and I genuinely enjoyed her company.
Dating is definitely a learning experience. Good luck dude!
Learned that the hard way while stationed in Japan where their power is 50 Hz. The clock lost 10 minutes every hour.
Depends on the chair, I suppose. It definitely worked on the chairs I had in the US Navy back in 2006.
It doesn't matter though, you're still farting in their chair either way.