PrunesMakeYouPoop

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[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That escalated quickly...

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Very carefully. But it's not like you're really tying your shoes, so it ain't gotta be great, just good enough to make the mob trip.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In actual DnD I've used it to pull people's pants down twice, once to break concentration and also to start a barroom brawl.
I've also used it to sneak in and tie people's shoe laces together, causing them to trip and go prone when we rushed them into combat.
Most useful cantrip ever.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 53 points 2 years ago (6 children)

There are 7 elements that will naturally form covalent bonds with themselves.
Here is how to remember these diatomic elements:

(H)ave (N)o (F)ear (O)f (I)ce (Cl)old (Br)eer.
The Ice is solid, the beer is liquid, and everything else is a gas.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

No, that would hurt the dump truck and possibly hurt the dump truck driver. In this instance, it would be better if they crashed into something that would not hurt someone innocent or their property.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I'll get is shopping links. It's super annoying.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I feel like I'd get robbed at the bus stops near where I live.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, plastic wrapped, because jars can be reused.

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