No, no, no. See, your typical garbage bag has some smush to it, and a bagel has a hole! If we put these facts together, we can surmise that OP 3.0 is actually an earthworm with one of its ends sewed shut!
...I don't know anything about an earthworm's sex, so I'm going to go with it being a neutral.
Your cat isn't name agamemnon, is it? Because good lord, that looks exactly like a cat I know, leash and all.