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What do you think should accompany a PB&J sandwich? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea what I mean but your reply made me realize I really want raisin jam to be a thing…

#StopKillingGames Update: Germany becomes 4th county to hit threshold in c/yurop@lemm.ee

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 13 points 11 months ago

Same, our great American freedom™️ means that ~~we have very reasonable career politicians working on fixing this nonsense already~~ we don’t spend enough money on lobbyists in order to matter enough to then have any iota of actual representation in the formation of our government’s laws and policies.

Centipedes Don't Fuck in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

And a complementary turkey baster, too!

chrule://dino in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

Oooh gay kill me harder daddy

Who is this little guy? in c/spiders@lemmy.world

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m old Gregg!

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Over 2,300 pounds of meth found hidden in celery at Georgia farmers market in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Meth sprinkled celery would be quite a reinventing of the traditional ‘ants on a log’ recipe, anyway

Carebear countdown in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

What happened to his crusty ass since the bout of freezing anyway? GOP shove him in a corner out of view?

Can you draw a horse from memory? (And then post it in the thread) in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 52 points 1 year ago

Deutsche Herrschaft in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Scheiße

Is the act of romantically approaching women out of date? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, if you didn’t have her number how else were you gonna ask her out than in person??

8 years of "Show us your birth Certificate" from these weirdos in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

there is another, far more dangerous... in c/memes@lemmy.world

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s actually a fair point but then loser butthurt extremists will probably just attack random targets (like they already have many times) because someone’s gotta pay for the offense caused.