Poots

Just breathe. Walk away. They’ll get airstruck soon and this’ll all be over

My disdain for cherry candies actually comes from a childhood of sore throats and, therefore, gratuitous cherry-flavored medicines. I know it’s all mental but I can ’feel’ my tongue go numb from anything with that cherry flavor…

I tried their havarti and was so throughly disappointed that I never considered them as an option again for any products. Thank fuck for my picky eating habits, this one time…

Teach me, master

I did some things as a teen that would absolutely humiliate me today if blasted on the internet. I even bullied people as a teen, so we’re talking real dirtbag stuff.

Still. I never was even slightly tempted to take a pic with friends and a slur around my neck, so I guess I have that going for me.

Yes

Chelsea Handler

Same, and I’m a ‘Merican who drives more often than passengers (?).

Ah, a gay arms race. An important goal of the Gay Agenda for some time now...

But in the end…

I’m old Gregg

Meow