Do you remember when news was actually shocking?
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Hogwarts has proven to be lethal. Multiple times over. For the staff it's just a part of going to high school. Can you imagine getting an injury from playing quidditch? No you can't. Because if you fall off that broom you just die.
Why do they build so many endless pits?! What possible purpose could that serve?
Jeep people are a bit weird. My friend borrowed one once and gave me a lift. It had about 20 glued to the dash. She said he just gets them handed to him by other Jeep people. I asked "why?" Of course. The answer was "dunno but he has two kids with two women in another country that he never sees". I know that's not a satisfying answer but then again we're talking about people that purposely buy a vehicle that is horribly inefficient and that will flip taking a 30 degree turn. With $3000 worth of accessories. So, yeah. Jeep people are weird.
It's already gone.
He can't be told anything. And that's before considering his capacity to learn.
It's literally in their Bible... This should just be standard. Not special.
So. This bugs me. Why, in fact, are mom's capable of maxing out the word count three times over but If you send two texts they forget how to speak their native language?
Conservatives: "fuck the libs!" Other conservatives: "yeah!" Conservatives: "cool. Do you validate parking?" Other conservatives: "detain this liberal!"
He'll take the money and imprison you anyways. We have all been seeing exactly how he reacts for multiple decades. Right?
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You're a brave person. If I had a kid and a wife I would have thought twice. Which I'm sure you did. Thank you for your service. I hope you had a nice time with your family after. Feel proud. Be safe. I'd buy you a beer if I wasn't hundreds of miles away.