PlasterAnalyst

joined 2 years ago
[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a containment instance to keep the kids busy.

[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 33 points 2 years ago

The u.s. mostly only uses civil enforcement. If your landlord isn't upholding their end of the contract then the contract is void and you can move somewhere else. There's rarely any mechanism to make them do anything.

[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

License plates from 1925. I'm tempted to put them on my car in a year because they simply say 25 on them.

[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"that's the way we've always done it" at any job ever.

[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

I remember there being at least 3 separate popular forums just for the Dodge neon.

[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

farts in your general direction

[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Drinking paint thinner for 3 days is self care.

[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

[–] PlasterAnalyst@kbin.social -2 points 2 years ago

Just get a firestick

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