Pilk

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[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Happy Eurovision week to those who celebrate ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Biscoff is not good enough to merit a collab with literally every food brand in existence. They must be spending an absolute fortune.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Same with more social situations. "Hey, are you free on the 19th?" FREE FOR WHAT, DEBORAH?

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I was thinking this last night. Do they keep it super simple and palatable? Lots of countries and palates to represent ... not sure if they get a ham and cheese sandwich and a juice box for lunch?

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I literally cannot imagine being such a dweeb that I'd settle on that as a career choice.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You bring a "that should've been sent to a private group chat" vibe to the DT which I really respect.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get it up ya! Might be a voucher for a free one through your health insurance or work too

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You're right, I'd better ask if they think it's cooties and how long I have left to live.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (9 children)

I've been dealing with hot flushes for a few months now (not typical for a bloke obviously) but just hasn't been a priority to deal with. Then for some reason the flu vaccine kicked off a dramatic intensification that is still with me three weeks later. Full body aches, headache, swollen lymph glands in my neck.

The working theory is that a simmering CMV or EBV infection had room to boil over while my immune system was distracted. Kissing too many boys?

Anyway, I've never been sick like this for this long.

About ready to politely request an induced coma.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Water polo. For the physique, fitness and naughtiness.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

So, what do the voters of Dickson want? Aquatic centre? High speed rail? Street party with bottomless bar? Give them whatever they want. They've done a service to this country.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

It's pretty telling they didn't have an actual MP willing to sit in the ABC panel.

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