Pilk

joined 2 years ago
[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Quite a progressive youngster though. As a teen boy you'd usually have fucked someone's mum, not their dad. The youth are going to be OK.

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

According to a voicemail I received overnight from a private number, my dad is gay and apparently great in bed. It's a tough conversation and so I understand his choice to send a giggly teen boy as a messenger to let me know. Though given we haven't spoken in years I think the call could have waited a bit longer until a more hospitable hour.

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Been sweating? Might be craving the salt

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Absolutely, they do coat you in sunscreen after too thankfully.

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Tomorrow was not a great choice to book a chemical peel. I think I better buy a hat.

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago

Otrivin (or xylometazoline) is a miracle drug, if you haven't tried it already. Highly effective, I'd spray about 30 minutes before going to bed, but check r/QuitAfrin if you need motivation to avoid taking it more than 3 days.

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Are you originally from the United States?

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Add them to the list of reminders we're on America's Internet™.

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I prefer to gently challenge the American supremacy built-in to the question.

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 7 points 9 months ago (5 children)

One of my least favourite things that Americans do is ask why characters are speaking with a British accent, in a game made by a non-American developer based in a country that does not have English as the first language.

They did it with Wukong and now they're doing it with STALKER. Why do we let the yanks run the world, again?

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago

Steal My Sunshine - LEN

[–] Pilk@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Take It Off - FISHER

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