Pilk

I reckon you need one of these fat boys and one of these long boys.

Someone posted this in the other place, it's a live stream of a fuck off massive titan arum in Braeside blooming:

https://www.youtube.com/live/Hgj40CAyr4c

If you go back about 1.5 hours to compare you can see it is (quite) slowly opening right now.

What do you do with all those eggs?

It was so over the moment I realised I could cheat with the DVD bounces.

Now that is a nice tip

If you're not too good for Domino's they seem to have an abandoned order 10% discount at the moment. Just set up an order while logged in and then don't submit it. Seems to be possible to do at least a couple days in advance, too.

Like the betadine gargle? I don't think I'd gargle this stuff, it's pretty gnarly....

I picked up some iodine tincture, boy that stuff smells like concentrated hospital smell.

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At my place I only play hide the sausage

I got a direct call from a copper and I honestly thought the jig was up, my entire life of high crime had finally caught up to me and they were gonna ask me to exit the apartment with my hands up.

But no, they just needed access to my floor, and I guess I was one of the contacts they had for this address.

I will continue my life of crime until otherwise demanded.

There's a rough/homeless bloke that hangs around La Trobe x Elizabeth in the city. He's assaulted me twice now, once with use of actual force, and tonight I've just spotted him emptying a recycling bin and spreading the contents across La Trobe St.

The cops have a police report from when he punched me, but they simply don't care enough (or perhaps don't "have enough resources") to look at the photo I sent them and actually hunt him down knowing his regular location.

The cunt's an absolute menace and he's very angry, all the time. He's gonna seriously injure someone. I just give him a wide berth.